Remember the poo flying out of your toilet when you flush? The Telegraph is all over it.

Because I loathe drinking bottles my colleague bought me this copy of the #Ichendorf glassware She says if you drink coke out of it the cat freaks you out 😀

Already emailed three people from my bath.

Under this is The First Vest of the season DECLARING SEASON OPEN

Ooh 9pm clash with the excellent #parole AND new #Ludwig

On Instagram people are posting this pile of shit and it’s boiling my piss.

The idea in #TheArchers that references make substantial difference in sentencing is hilarious.

Lying in bed trying to remember which pair of my sons is left handed. This is bad isn’t it?

I had these this summer and loved them and now annoyingly they’re half price in the. Mint Velvet sale if you are so inclined

Been doing the Nietzschean doctrine of eternal recurrence with the kids and they’ve really enjoyed it Had no clue of Groundhog Day but watched a snippet and saw the link

Gym etiquette q If you’re on the leg extension machine and you’ve already told a bloke you’ll find him when you’re finished, is it rude for him to stand next to you as you strain and sweat?

Saw a fun comedy routine on TikTok of the slow creep addiction of early nights. Starts at ten, then with days you’re in bed at 8pm (“overdose stage”) until you’re up with the addicts at 3am. I’m at 9.30 -4.30 atm

Spit the difference

I found it! vm.tiktok.com/ZGeocvkV9/ Joe Zimmerman

First Christmas pudding of the season.

Linda would not do a spreadsheet #thearchers