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Cancers after emotionally manipulating a situation x.com/frdrck___/stat…

There will be no coleslaw slander in my life. I won’t allow it! Sexy people eat cole slaw :)

U eat mushrooms I don’t wanna hear a peep from u

I cannot stand nonchalant people Act like u love me or else This applies to friends AND lovers AND anybody who has spoken to me for more than two minutes

I think the worst thing about dating women is that they never wanna give back massages bc they always want one but men B OFFERING MASSAGES LIKE THEY GET PAID FOR IT

[dming you] hey it seems like you are also a menace of some kind so you want to hang out?

You can’t sit here and tell me that animals don’t talk to each other

Paying anything over $2000 for an apartment with no parking is crazy to me

LA be like: luxury apartment available, no parking, no air-conditioning, no in unit laundry, you can see the Hollywood sign though. $3500 for the one bedroom plz :)

me and who

Telll me why I was getting dressed in front of this random girl at work the other day and she turns to me and goes: OMG WHAT BRAND OF PASTIES ARE THOSE?? They look so natural… babe.. those are my nipples… im so Caucasian they blend in w my boobs

I don’t care how much money I make imma always make a pack of ramen and cherish every bite

I wonder about the person I would have developed into had I not fried my brain with Porn

if you continue to associate with people who you feel unseen by. you’ll start to lose sight of yourself as well.

i kinda like people who trauma dump idk. idc if i just met u 30 mins ago tell me why ur mom lost custody of u i’m curious

Every bitch I’ve ever met that has made fake spirituality their main personality trait has literally been the worst and most narcissistic ppl I’ve ever interacted with 😭

The thing is that I UNDERSTAND how some people might find me unbelievably cringey but I also go to sleep at night peacefully knowing that I am my authentic self and I don’t feel the need to reduce myself for anybodies comfort :)

Your garden isn’t thriving because every time a flower blooms you cut it to prove to someone else that you’re a gardener. Focus, please.

Im ngl I can’t stop watching this video HAHA