Steve Kerr on today's tragic shooting in Uvalde, Texas.

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First hand account from a 4th grade survivor of the Uvalde Elementary school shooting: kens5.com/article/news/s…

I’m looking forward to my flight feedback request for this Alaska Airlines flight. Y’all might not be though.

You learn new things about your spouse all the time, no matter how long you've known each other. Like finding out after 9 years that Ryan Awesome Adelman HAS NEVER SEEN THE ORIGINAL TOP GUN.🤯

Middle plane seat gets both armrests. Thems the rules, and they are unflinchingly rigid.

Scene: a nice French restaurant. Me: “my ideal restaurant is just appetizers and desserts. I like to just snack.” Husband: Like livestock? They graze on grass all day Me: …are you calling me a cow? Husband: I mean if the hoof fits! He’s lucky he’s cute. Ryan Awesome Adelman

I wish one of the takeaway messages from the pandemic was IF YOU HAVE A COLD STAY AWAY FROM OTHER PEOPLE. People will sneeze or cough and then yell across the room “It’s not COVID, I took a test.” Okay bro, I don’t want to catch your flu or RSV either.

If Anderson Cooper, Andy Cohen, and bluesky can’t drink on CNN NYE then what’s all this even been about.

Dallas Zoo Has anyone tried pspspsps

Guess it’s time to really super ration my ADHD medication. Thanks for making this way tougher to get support, President Donald J. Trump. Adderall has nothing to do with the opioid crisis. It has everything to do with how I can function in my daily life that’s built for non neurodivergent people.

Watching the start of S3 E1 of the Mandalorian, “Oooh, so they’re in Florida!” - Ryan Awesome Adelman IYKYK

Flight attendants borrowing the safety pamphlet for the demo always ask for it as if they need to take someone’s most precious reading material.

Am I too late to weigh in and wonder why another count wasn’t added to the indictment for a crime of interior decorating?