NOBODY GIVES TWO SHITS ABOUT THE FUCKING B O A T S People want to be able to pay the fucking RENT, and weirdly they’re not buying into the idea that the reason they’re working two jobs and still falling into debt is all the fault of a dozen Albanians in a leaky dinghy.

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I get that everyone has bad days but I feel the @FirstinGlasgow driver shutting the doors on me as I stepped onto the bus and then starting to drive off before the reader had accepted my ticket QR was maybe a bit far, let alone unsafe lmao

if you were front row at NGHFB last night in the white oasis top, you deserve to have these, that first pic especially, RT and help me find him pls😎📸 instagram.com/hollythallonph…

Good evening to the person who just left us hunners of whelks* on the Dalmuir train. Why would you do this? * marlin.ac.uk/species/detail…

You know who's not on the Epstein list? Drag Queens who read children stories in libraries

Literally where is this ball supposed to be if it's not on the fucking ground? A portal didn't open up to another world. It's on the GROUND. I'm not even Scottish and I'm livid. Cowardly ref decision. #SCOvFRA #SixNations

Rugby officials are truly cowards. The entire structure and language of ‘the on field decision’ is designed for them to avoid big calls. If anyone uses their common sense, they know it’s a try without a second thought, there is nothing else the ball could’ve hit. #SCOvFRA

Think the ref needs a loan of Galthié's glasses #AsOne

What did the referee believe was below the ball here if it wasn't grass?

Everybody: "There's Neil Armstrong standing on the moon." Nic Berry & Brian MacNeice: "There's no conclusive proof his feet touched the ground."

listen it's bad if scotrail is calling you out

See if your buses aren't gonna turn up @FirstinGlasgow, go and not put them on your "live tracker" please and thank you x

Sir David Attenborough as Easter Eggs. A thread.

I think Siobhan Miller stage side watching Hannah Rarity's set pure smiling the whole time is the most wholesome thing and why I bloody love this festival #TheReeling

Scotland get knocked out the euros Linwood :

sometimes you just need to listen to Helena on repeat for a while, y'know?