Me: Mum will u eat beans Mum: No, nt dah hungry Me: *Adds weed* Mum: Malik bring small lemme eat Me:

When I die I want my tombstone to offer free wifi, just so people will visit more often.

Some one is loving you. Caring for you. Watching over you. Protecting you. Who? “He is Allah. The One.” #Quran 112:1

Then exalt [Him] with praise of your Lord & ask forgiveness of Him. Indeed, He is ever Accepting of repentance. (Quran-Surah An-Nasr, 11:3)

Who cares if school doesn't teach us how to raise a family or get a job like at least I can find the area of a triangle.

If a friendship lasts longer than 7 years, psychologists say it will last a lifetime.

Now that I’m older, I have a hard time answering“what do you want for your birthday?” Things I really want are not capable of being gifted.

The Two-Minute Rule: If you see something that needs doing, and it can be completed within two minutes, do it immediately.

When your phone battery is at 1% and your running to the phone charger like "STAY WITH ME BUDDY!! DAMMIT WE'RE LOOSING HIM!!"

When u are using ur body spray: fuuu fuu fu But wen u borrow someone's body spray: fuuuuuuuuu fuuuu faaa faaaa fuuu.. But why people, why?

"Pain allows people to grow... and how you grow is up to you." - Jiraiya #Naruto

Week without Allah is : Sin day Mourn day Tears day Wasted day Thirst day Fight day Shatter day

Lol, so a lecturer set this test for 500L SLT students in Lautech today... Please take ur time to read it.

Trump wants less gun regulations but more Muslim regs even though in 2016 5000 killed in US by guns but 0 by Muslims thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/…

Rasul SAW said: He who forgets he's fasting & he eats or drinks, then he should complete his fast for it's Allah that fed him. #DeenNight

Dear Donald J. Trump, would you like to come on UpFront and address a global audience on your plans for America? x.com/realdonaldtrum…

”I lost everything. That dog was a final gift from my dying wife.” – John Wick dogwithblog.in/john-wick-revi…