maybe the boredom i feel now is the peace i was asking for

the celebrity who visited my profile is amitabh bachchan wow

bhaisaab ek plate ye wala moment lagana

iss bhadwe ko kitna bhi call karlo, ye bhen ka lund nhi uthaane wala

woh fake shoes wala ladki le gaya, aur hum yaha laakhon ke sneakers collect karte reh gaye

yaar halki jali hui dry maggi kitni tasty lagti hai 😋

drop a cute comment to start a fight✌🏻

girls wear sarees and think they're the prettiest things to ever step foot on the planet and yes, honestly, they're absolutely right

oomf is so hot and busy at the same time that it takes 2-3 business days to get a reply from her

ngl this test that ended in a draw is more important to me than a win

infinite aura ♾️ #INDvsENGTest

got up at 5:30am for yoga, laid down on mat at 5:45am, and woke up just now (10:52am) 😭😭😭

never ask a man what happened to the girl he used to talk to every day

your 20s are for thinking more about your funeral than your wedding

once you switch to spotify premium, there's no going back

being called funny is a top tier compliment

she is mad at me and i am unbothered 😭😭😭

dropped so many people from my life this year, i feel like rapido now

i wanted cute comments from my mutuals on this, not from unknown people 😭😭😭

my zomato loves me so much that it asks me 10 times a day, “ashishh, have you eaten your food”