On bruh if my friends not like this ion want em

Is Sharkisha Allowed To Kick Her

throwing Apple Pay in the club is wild😭

That nug you find under the couch:

if you snore let me gts first

Me: I really need to save money

also me:

Idgaf if you sleep you missed my call fuck you

“Drake is a better rapper than Kendrick”

When I randomly remember one of my shirts I haven’t seen in a while

how i say things without actually saying it :

when you call someone and they don’t answer

Me going to the job I prayed for.