So I finally have a hurricane named after me.

I love that the internet is up in arms about Mario’s ass not being thicc enough.

150 kilograms of acorns stored by a squirrel in a transmitting antenna. x.com/kd7eir/status/…

Dude in Target bathroom was dumpin’ like his life depended on it. Godspeed brave warrior.

Toledo is full of cornballs for sitting in a mile long line for some frozen chicken tenders at a new restaurant.

LETS SQUASH THE SPIDERS WEDNESDAY!! #gorockets🚀

Just posted a photo @ The Alleyway instagram.com/p/Cm1ZBUpODNW/…

2023 is 0% complete.

If I come over and you don’t have the Empire Records soundtrack on, I’m leaving.

Shit, bud light tastes better than ever. Must be your tears

I saw Cocaine Bear tonight. That shit is fhucking AMAZING. That piece of shit had me laughing the whole way through.

It’s gonna be real embarrassing when the aliens get here and see all the movies and TV shows we’ve made about them.

I love that part in that Kanye song when Ye names the different kinds of lights, and Rihanna pops in to remind us that he’s rapping about all of the lights.

Just watched a dude at the club yank up his pants seven times in one minute. IF ONLY there was some invention to help with such a problem. Shame.

When I said she was for the streets, this is what I meant.

The paper is the second layer I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 🥴🥴 Taco Bell I still love you tho bb

I want an Earthworm Jim movie