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What are the odds that the monkeys randomly get to Semis? FlyQuest LTA NORTH CHAMPS ?

And he did. Martin Larsson

Why does unsubscribing from a mailing list take time (e.g. up to 24 hours)? Surely it’s an instruction sent to a database - so instant? Are there any companies that cheat and intentionally send you one more ‘great deal’ email before removing you? Is this legal?

Et tu, wordle?

Team responsible for starting fire and maintaining fire: “Don’t do that, it will make fire.” bbc.co.uk/news/live/cjdl…

Breaking News: #EmilyInParis just revealed that they are changing both the main character and location for their upcoming fifth season.

Today I Learned: Gen AI isn’t the one after Gen Z.

Do pet shop owners die, or do they just mysteriously turn up one day looking slightly different, but it’s definitely the same pet shop owner - mummy and daddy didn’t replace them with a new one while I was at school?

What’s that Radiohead song, that goes “cos I’m asleep…”?

Dear people giving advice: Comments like “Don’t underbake”, or “Make sure not to leave in the sunlight too long” are about as unhelpful as it is possible to be. How long should it be in the sun. Give me the correct number of hours/minutes.

If there was an Instagroom, would it be (a) a Social Media savvy quick dog cleaning service, (b) a speedy dating app for spinsters, (c) a clothes hire service for betrothed men?

“You love the number four so much, why don’t you marry it?” Line of the year Hysterics LEC

Dubai: we must become the tourist capital of the world. Largest building, islands shaped like countries, Bugattis everywhere. Gen Alpha: ooh, they make that new Pistachio chocolate that I can get in Lidl.