Absolutely amazing that Ben Collins, a deeply unfunny far left progressive, now runs The Onion

Could not have a more perfect marriage to ensure that The Onion continues to decline even further into irrelevance

The incompetence and anti-reality extremism of the Biden administration is absolutely jaw dropping

Basically every idea they’ve had, every major policy they’ve proposed or implemented has been an unmitigated disaster

In solidarity with the anti-science professors at NYU, there’s a nearly 100% outdoor masking rate among professors at George Washington too

Just so deeply embarrassing and emblematic of the ideological rot at the core of major universities

Gavin Newsom has no positive accomplishments in his time as governor — Quality of life in California has gotten substantially worse during his tenure, not to mention his failed, authoritarian COVID mandates

Oh and DeSantis ended his career with the poop map of San Francisco too

It’s great that there are still efforts to hold Fauci accountable for what he said and did during COVID — but we all know he’s just going to repeat “I don’t recall” another 150 times and claim that attacks on him are an attacks on The Holy Science itself

Drew keeps receipts better than anyone, and the lab leak is one of the best examples of how the media and their preferred experts lied, misrepresented and derisively labeled anyone who contradicted their story

The disdain that politicians have for free speech would be remarkable if it wasn’t so predictable

Free speech allows individuals to prove politicians wrong; an intolerable outcome after they were wrong about virtually everything the past few years

‘Windows Has Recovered From An Unexpected Shutdown,’ Says Biden In Powerful Speech buff.ly/2G6MMQU

lol, the White House transcripts says inaudible instead of “pause”

The best part about this isn’t that Biden pulled a Ron Burgundy and read “pause” from the teleprompter, it’s that it took him a solid 6-7 seconds of confused silence to even understand what was happening

Outstanding

The fact that almost every single NYU faculty member in this video is masked outside in April 2024 is maybe the best example of why the value of a degree from a “prestigious” university has never been lower

Columbia Protestors Clarify They Only Want Death To America After America Is Done Paying Their Student Loans buff.ly/3UdP6rz

He’s just the absolute best — lies so much he can’t stop himself from lying about the dumbest things

In case you’re wondering why media organizations, tech companies and elite institutions have so thoroughly embraced censorship, free speech ranked as the second lowest priority of any issue among Democrats

Pretty telling

100% masking rate, as always

It’s hard to know who he’s even talking about because this could describe any number of dozens of people

Of all the ridiculous, laughable things Joe Biden has said over the past few years, this might be the most ridiculous

It’s really impressive how quickly the left adopted “an attack on democracy” as their preferred criticism of anything that contradicts their ideology

Oddly though, the one thing that isn’t an attack on democracy is the censorship they demand for anyone who doesn’t agree with…

Just when you think this administration can’t get any more embarrassing