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Taking your child to football creates moments and memories that last a lifetime. West Ham United's attack on concession prices will destroy this - and it could be your club next. Please, which ever team your support - sign the petition bit.ly/45WkArO and help save our future.

Down here in Devon, we’ve known for quite a while that Ollie Watkins is a bit special 🤩 #NEDENG 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #ecfc

In this interview Alex Horne touches on something that I find very true. I am roughly the same height as him and I also like the novelty of feeling short next to someone taller than me.

I found a mysterious green powder on my balcony. How did it get there? Perhaps someone at my neighbour's illegal airbnb threw up from the garden? I was curious what it was so let's try and find out... 1/

Giving this a deserved retweet

Please be aware that currently the M11 covfefe

How exactly am I “on a roll with LinkedIn” when I never post anything there?

I always loved the way they were animated as if they were being beamed onto the USS Enterprise ✨

Check out this cool short film— the location will be familiar to all Exeter City FC fans! 🚞 Watch ‘Soul Train’ youtu.be/SVDnhtbqZIo?si… via YouTube

A singing group in the studio below me is currently practicing a cheerful rendition of ‘The Sun Has Got His Hat On’— clearly they’ve not seen the weekend weather forecast yet ⛈️

Threat?! That’s rich, coming from a massive weapon

Just imagine #ECFC fans: Watkins and Stansfield strike partnership for England in the not-too-distant future 🤩

So, this afternoon I got home to find a lovely letter from NORTHERN 🚆 telling me about how they wanted to prosecute me for using the below ticket to travel on the specified route at a peak time. I paid £1.90 less than the fare they say I should have paid. A thread 🧵

“Hi, I’m Ed Winchester!” #bbc #hurricanemilton #fastshow

What they don't tell you in architecture school about Fallingwater in 60 seconds. Shout out American Hardwood for arranging this trip.

I gained another follower on #duolingo today who exclusively follows people called Ian 🤷🏻

Will Smith sorry for smash mouth Jimmy Carr sorry for killing joke Louis C.K. sorry for the strokes Scientology sorry for bad religion CIA sorry for dead kennedys Lazy texters sorry for u2 Owl sorry for the who Blind dog sorry for wet leg UK beef industry sorry for madness

🎃 Halloween actually originates from the ancient Scottish tradition of "Hallo-Ian" in which people would greet all the Ians and Iains in the traditional manor to ward off evil spirits (named Ian) 🎃 #HallowIan #HalloIan #Halloween

If you follow me and enjoy my seldom and uninspiring tweets, come and follow me here instead: bsky.app/profile/ianwil… *100% less Elon Musk* 🥳