I have fallen for every april fool's joke this year. I am the fool they speak of.

with hopeful little rock and roll hearts we are planning two very very special shows this fall, one at Union Transfer in philly and one at The Sinclair in boston 🙂 two of our favorite places to play, both with our dear friends 𝗴𝗹𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗲 and shannenmoser. tix on sale friday!

just remembered in my dreams last night i was stung to death by bees. interpret what you will about me.

Gang! We're spilling the beans on a bunch of super exciting news this week! Before we do we'd love to bump our twitter followers up to an even 1500. Share this tweet and help us find some cool new buds?🌈🛹👽🎸✨ 💖⚡️🥫Some Lazerbeans to say thanks:

congrats to Dogs On Acid S/T for being the album of the summer for the 6th summer in a row

Vacation blew my mind open when it came out, but even more mind blowing is how Jeff and his band have only gotten better and better since then.

Long live. Glad I got to go one last time. I have so much to thank this store for.

Starting to think *everybody* is going to die. I’m obviously exaggerating to make a point, but if they can get Norm none of us are safe.

Man, Trace Mountains are the best of the best.

A Woofer in Tweeter's Clothing

I miss Diarrhea Planet so much.

Petition to reopen this petition Also it has to be a Philly supergroup involving us and augusta koch and byron punk and Screaming Females

(from bathroom): omg. Ian, was there asparagus in one of those sushis????