A whole class of white people, across all economic strata, have been convinced that having a minority racial identity is an unfair advantage in life. So getting to have more than one, TWO EVEN, seems like really cheating. These people are not swing voters though.

huh maybe we don't have to do this much longer

It’s not me

every time: we didn't do it and will sue anyone who says we did ... lol of course we did it fuck you ... sell a commemorative gold coin showing us doing it

Interesting tidbit from The New Yorker staffer who was at the 9/11 ceremony this morning at the World Trade Center and caught Trump telling Harris, "Good job." newyorker.com/newsletter/the…

“They’re eating the pets” in the David Lynch voice

Damning texting evidence in the indictment: “It’s a fedora with safari flaps in the back.”

If your primary take on vibes comes from a site entirely operated to satisfy the mind of Elon Musk, maybe touch literally any object in the real world before disseminating that take. or not. who’s to say?

V I B E S

hmm. newyorker.com/news/the-lede/…

every poll that has shown Harris-Trump nearing even on the economy but also tied. hmm.

I wrote a very long piece for @nymag about the New York City Marathon, the election, human kindness and, well, everything. I hope that you will read it, and that you will find it helpful. Please be safe out there today. nymag.com/intelligencer/…

the Inflation = Patriot Pricing rebrand is now moments away

All the scapegoats are gone. So, let’s see …

WH press corps should only ask admin questions about Trump’s club championship. Increasingly specific and narrow questions-what happened on the back nine, what club did he pull on 12, what was going through his head before the putt on 17? All day tomorrow—laser in on what matters

you absolute dummies

life comes at you fast

Yes, Bezos ended the Washington Post’s endorsement tradition & is changing the Opinion pages, but there’s more to what’s going on with him, and at one of the country’s most important news organizations. My story: newyorker.com/magazine/2025/…