Some of you have never been pelted with a lake effect snowball and it shows

Normal Person: "Wicked: For Good was awesome!" My Brain: THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO

Watching Gen Z fumble over the most basic economic concepts in these threads is really bumming me out. We honestly should have kept these kids in school 2-3 years later than normal because keeping them in the online pandemic learning environments has cooked this generation.

The John Henry and Craig Breslow low balled a slugger 1B? YOU DON'T SAY

The Red Sox are not going to sign anyone decent in the offseason. They didn't even want to pay their concession workers, whose wages are a drop in the bucket of their variable costs, and those workers had to strike last year. Def not going to spend millions to sign good players.

Single, lonely straight guys- a message from your friend Cam: This is a lonely time. You are absolutely not the only person experiencing this feeling. There’s a lot to blame for the isolation we all feel, but women are NOT AT ALL the problem. Feminism is not the problem. There

christmas eve? oh, you mean the night before the fellowship left rivendell?

Why are you as a man not wearing more tiger stripe print ?

Might be a regional thing but back in the 2000s we called pretty women "hunnies" and sometimes it was stylized to "hunniez" and I think we need to bring that back. Hunnies what do you think ?

I, and I cannot stress this enough, need to move somewhere that doesn't snow or even get cold in the winter

Really is satisfying when you get tattooed by good tattooers and 15-20 years later they still look clean and bold

100% of men who eat meat are Republicans btw

White Christmas this Blue Christmas that what about desert chrome Christmas ?

Former civil war reenactor here can confirm throwing open saloon doors goes so hard

I will become the first mayor to take the oath of office on the August 1985 issue of Heavy Metal magazine

My cat's life was taken from me unexpectedly so now I am lawful evil so if you're trying to join me in doing evil stuff my DMs are open

I feel bad for all these Texans that are about to lose power for a month because their crippled little governor is a scumbag

I am giving up for Lent.

I feel bad for the kids attending the bastardized version of Hellfest because they will never experience the pure ecstacy of watching Blood Has Been Shed while eating a Syrajuice vegan chicken wrap.