asking for more kids in the middle of your emmy speech is the most submissive and breedable thing u can do

me: i used to think no one would like me for real because a cis guy would always be better

my gf: excuse me but why would i exchange you and your multiple dicks and skillful fingers and tongue over . what . a random meat dick ??? doesnt make any sense

shes the perfect girl

hes so PATHETIC even when hes winning a GOLDEN GLOBE this what being Fuckable means

god they ended succession too fast we need another show with the same cast for 3 more years at least

appearing after i dont know how many months to show my attempts at leash training my cat

gerard i love you but i dont have a US visa so im gonna need you to do a tour and go somewhere more accessible to latino wallets

dying of a sickness called Missing him

my crush for ms williams coming back stronger than ever . . .

Still getting paid 🙏

my gf keeps sending me cool outfits for my ocs and it actually Motivates me to draw so . technically i am getting paid to draw my ocs

this is my favorite mug

before this would give me dysphoria but now im just a man in a wig

gf bought a wig

the only Normie Cis Guy who i feel like i could normally talk about being trans is My Boss . so i kinda wanna hit him up like hey . what do you say when a homie talks to you about his Soft Dick . bc thats Never been a problem 4 me you know what im sayin . bc my Strap is Huge

today a coworker who is cishet and Also my age told me out of nowhere that he couldnt get it up and For the First Time i was Speechless . like Wow . You really are telling me this in the middle of the office . And as a Trans Guy My dick is Always Ready to Perform so i felt bad

my cat loves eating grass and its fascinating 2 watch

an old lady at work: my god youve grown so much since you first started working here . its incredible. Do you let your mustache grow to look older? you dont need it youre handsome

No mam Im a porn star actually

cant relate . i made an instagram using my real name just so my boss can find me if he wants dick