Looking forward to my 1st VO’s Mess this evening, should be fun 😊

Chapter rehearsal tonight for Mondays Exaltation, I have the honour of delivering some of the Symbolical lecture. Oh yes and my Scribe E duties 😜

Me and missus at home this weekend x.com/pickardje/stat…

My Deluded Derek account is going well.

Gonna creep over the road later and spy through the fence at my neighbour getting ready for bed. No net curtains and lovely red panties #voyeur

Got a few of these collected now. Will be sending them to those who are coming to an end #whitefeather

A white feather has been a traditional symbol of cowardice,recognised especially within the British Army and in countries of the British Empire since the 18th century,especially by patriotic groups, including some early feminists,in order to shame men who were not soldiers

This was a very inconvenient day. My bladder couldn’t cope. White feather anyone ?

Only one man can save us now.

Me and James #pafc

Important statement on Atd. That will throw those pasoti posters off the scent 🙄 anyway off to make sure James has brushed his teeth before bed #pafc

So funny that the real Ian Newell is behind the @BramesJent account and is attempting banter with an Ian Newell Parody Account.

Been a great weekend. Got pissed on Saturday after the last minute winner !

About 2 years ago I bought the mrs some stockings and thigh high boots. She said she wouldn’t wear them until she reached her target weight at #slimmingworld tomorrow is the big weigh in. 2 pounds to go. Good luck love.

Peggy prior keeps threatening me. I wish she’d stop.

Now then, now then. Come and sit on my knee and see if I can fix it for you

Will be dressing up as Santa on Sunday and trying to sneak into James Brent’s Back door. #filth

St Lucia booked for April. Here’s the Mrs and I in the Bahamas last year. Look at the snout on the bitch.!!!!

Of course when I say “out of my field of experience” what I really mean is “ the only experience I have is of being a complete Pratt “