🚨 Meet the Gravy Seals: Tier 0 Operators in the War on Portion Control. Locked, loaded, and two bowel movements away from a tactical evacuation. Their camo ain’t hiding shit — unless they’re trying to blend into a Cracker Barrel parking lot at high noon. Body armor? Nah babe,

Why are anti-vaxxers so dumb? This one didn't pay attention and blocked me when I pointed it out FunkyDogBanana

Unfortunately, @WendyPuerto blocked me, so our discussion has been curtailed. Probably to prevent any inconvenient questions on my part. Ben Smith this is possibly one to add to your log of antivax absurdities.

Your reminder that Trump has 5 kids with 3 women he cheated on & Pete Hegseth has 7 kids with 3 women he cheated on & Elon Musk has 13 kids with 4 women he cheated on & Matt Gaetz paid underage girls for sex. Family values my ass.

A particularly Happy Easter to all those pretending to be Christians today, despite never setting foot in a church, because they think it excuses what vile people they are.

I’m calling it, JD Vance is a demon. He goes to Myanmar, and there’s a massive earthquake. Next, he visits the Pope, and he dies almost immediately. Today, he goes to India, and nearly 30 people die in terrorist attack. Question is, can we get him to visit the Kremlin?

The Felon-in-Chief really, really, REALLY hates this Fox graphic. So whatever you do, don’t share it anywhere. 😈

Like being a councillor is surely one of most annoying jobs you can have lol. These reform guys all think they're going to evict all the immigrants but actually they're going to be taking questions from old ladies and doing budgets with no money

Hold the fuck on a minute — President Poopy Pants is about to spend $92 million taxpayer dollars on a North Korean style small in the pants parade, but he can’t find the money to fund childhood cancer research? Are you fucking kidding me?!?

I can't believe these idiots are still doing stupid lists. Fuckwits.

Same energy

I'm having a great life, thanks, David Johnson. Yours seems to be cursed with stupidity and anger management issues 🤷🏻 And no, you didn't answer my questions, and now you've blocked me, so I guess you're not going to. Oh well.

KushKrop🇨🇦 No Such Thing as Too Many Cycles 🐭🌸 The Artist known as Jess Tbf people need a basic understanding of research before thinking they are competent in or capable of conducting “hard investigative research.” Spamming google and your twitter echo chamber for stuff that confirms what you already thought is not “research.”

Marjorie Taylor Greene doesn't want you to know the name of her opponent but will try every desperate attempt to save her seat. My name is Shawn Harris. I am a Democrat, husband, father, retired General, farmer, and I'm running against MTG. Can you retweet and spread the word?

Bruce is really badly informed.

No, Janey , Paloma Shemirani was not assassinated as an attack on her mother. She died of cancer. Her mother persuaded her not to have treatment that would likely have saved her. Try not to be such an idiiot.

Feeling scared? Like immigrants are invading your land, taking your jobs, committing heinous crimes, and living a life of luxury on your taxes? I get that. You've seen the headlines, the shares, the "truth-tellers" on your feed. Strange, though, isn't it? 🧵

Britain for Trump If you’re called ‘Britain for Trump’, you’re a fucking bellend. Pass it on.