Facebook reminding me why I'll never look back from #EVs !
#electricvehicle #electricvehicle s

Friend's son's playgroup has an adventure one-upmanship teddy. Every weekend a pupil takes it home and (invariably the parents, trying to outdo all the other parents) photograph it on some kind of 'adventure'. I wonder how long it'll be until the concept gets out of hand?

Acceleration due to gravity is 9.81ms^-2, unless you're trying to lay a self-levelling floor in which case it's 0.5ms^-2.

The #portrait looks like he did try to use his platform to encourage sustainability, but nobody listened.

Had to put the seat forward in the #Tesla to fit some 1800mm plasterboards in the back and it feels like I've just gone round a cross country task in a Schleicher Ka8.

Observation: cloud-shouting Emma Lotsofnumbers has got a beard. And I don't mean the odd follicle throwing out an age-related straggler; I mean she could captain an 18th century schooner. Did the #chemtrails do it?

Even after the following lunchtime I've still got an earworm for #TheSimpsons 'Skinner and his crazy explanations'.
#Auroraborealis

#Timelapse of #Auroraborealis overhead and slightly south in #Yorkshire .
#aurora
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#Timelapse of #Auroraborealis arriving in Yorkshire, from Scawton Moor looking towards Bilsdale Mast.
North York Moors NP #aurora #NorthYorkMoors
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Well that's Iceland's tourism industry fucked!
#Auroraborealis

#Aurora hunting in shorts, t-shirt and sandals having just come out of the shower. #Yorkshire

#BorderCollie trailer tyre shenanigans on this lovely summer evening. I made sure 13 year old Thug had a turn at getting it.

Well I was going to rig for tomorrow, but now I can't be arsed. Saturday DIY it is then 😒
#gliding

Don't go outside unless you're wearing factor 50 #aurora cream.

On the first night (for North Yorkshire) of perpetual twilight the #aurora forecast is Kp8+ 🫤
For context the scale only goes up to Kp9, which I assume is to accommodate supernovae.

Bro thinks people do international flights in 15m club class ships.

This cloud has a message for #ChemtrailAwarenessMonth
#chemtrails

This is absolute evidence that #chemtrails are real. The blue formula is a mixture of Moderna Spikevax and donated blood plasma from people who ticked 'gay' on the form. It vaccinates antivaxxers against COVID and changes their gender.
Most of it was released near Wetherby.

I took five border collies to my remote North York Moors polling station, and completely forgot 'dogs at polling stations' was a thing 🤦‍♂️

WTF went on down there this morning #London ? The MetOffice #lightning tracker web app can't cope and just crashes!