Some achievement from Garnacho to have the Ronaldo song reworded for him and then get the Tevez one within a couple of years

Looking forward to Garnacho’s brothers social media post tonight 👍👍👍

This sort of stuff is really, really weird by the way. It’s got to stop. And before you whinge about it, yes I absolutely did tell them how I felt about it after taking the picture. 👍 #mufc #utfr #ered

Something really does have to be done about the queues at turnstiles, it is getting worse with every new season. 20-30 minute wait for some today stood in the pouring rain. M.U.S.T 𝔻𝕚𝕡𝕤 please say something is in the works?

Have to feel that Kobbie should be given the chance to start alongside Bruno next weekend. One of the only bad moments yesterday was Ugarte trying a 25 yard volley, missing the ball completely and allowing Chelsea a counter-attack from nothing.

“There are no ‘ifs’ “ ….. but IF we beat Arsenal and IF we beat Fulham then everyone would be happy.

The cheers of relief when Lammens claimed a cross at both ends of the pitch today epitomises the relief fans are feeling about just doing something simple and doing it right. Hopefully onwards and upwards from here (and one day I will never have to watch Dalot ever again).

Storm Amy you nasty wee girl. Left home 8:30 this morning and will be lucky to be home before 23:30 tonight. Luckily United were brilliant especially Mount, Sesko and LAMMENS. Everyone can hold their heads high (except Dalot). UTFR #mufc #UTFR #MUNSUN

If Penn State are still ranked next week then there is no point in the AP Poll existing.

Similarly hideous mistakes last year cost us against West Ham. United are far too soft in response to these (including Amorim) which is why referees continue to make these glaring mistakes for United and not other clubs.

Sorry but if you’re not the first in the office the next morning after a work night out, you’re doing it wrong.

Should be only sent to season ticket holders but no doubt will have half of Indonesia, America and the UAE saying how wonderful it will be to strip out STHs for boxes and £10,000 ‘personal seat licenses’.

For what it’s worth even with SJR’s comments this week I would take that any given Sunday over being owned by Saudis or Qataris 👍

For any STH filling this out, make sure you make use of “none of these options” for the season ticket prices 👍 there are some where the cheapest is > £1,000 and it’s done so that the results show people would choose this if no alternative. DO NOT vote for it. M.U.S.T TRA - The Red Army (MUFC)

You’re the only ones the government continue to gives more money to! What a profound lack of self-awareness.

Take away DB pension schemes, keep your triple lock in place, encourage younger people to steer as much as they can into (legally required) DC schemes and then tax it to hell. Anyone under 40 has been failed by everyone over 40 for over a decade now. It’s a disgrace.

Even non league football is going to the dogs. So embarrassing the state of football in this country.

Government is just so bad! Tories, Labour, Reform whoever. No one needs an English A Level (take it from someone that has an ‘A’ in it!). Tie it to B2 or C1 language proficiency, an internationally recognised standard. Right idea, shocking execution. Classic UK government.

How is that freedom treating you Jadon Sancho ?