I never understood why this fraud is called the king of the jungle—it's nothing compared to the tiger.

Everytime I see this race on the TL I watch it 🥺

Bro, I still dey feel shy to go buy condom. 🤦🏾‍♂️

Planned to meet this girl today. She said something came up, Omo this girl just dey put me on

Spirit lead me where my funds are without borders 🤲🏾

Me: I'll study on my bed so that I can rest my back *5 minutes later*

Why does my mom always start her voice notes with “hello” 😂😂😭

I wish more boys would understand that when girls make certain tweets, they have a target market in mind. Don’t rush to the DMs or quotes like a fool. You’re not the target- she knows who she’s talking to.

Whenever they want to beat me then, I just pluck eyelid and round over my neck thrice then my mum will forget to beat me.

At first I felt bad for the nurse Tolu guy, but then I was like nahhhh. Cause how are you simping for a racist white woman?

Vandalism is the root cause of this particular incident

Every two months you guys just be promoting rubbish…. What’s “Atassa” again abeg?

everybody knows what they’re doing.

“Davido doesn’t write his own songs” me:

Some people will never clap for you, and that’s fine. Don’t dim your light waiting for their applause.