These kids got more PTO days at school than I do at work.

If I ever send you this...that means I'll cave yo fucking chest in

hearing the clean version of a song piss me off instantly

Apple Music when the playlist/album you’re playing ends:

send me to iran with a switch & airpods and watch how i clear the scene

imagine going to dubai to get dookied on & collect your birkin like all the other egirls, just to get taken out by a predator missile

Of all the AI diss pics of players, this may top them all 🤣🤣

"Would you like to work in a fast paced, collaborative environment?" The environment:

i know yo lane sucks but stay in it

me looking up at the supermarket camera after eating 2 grapes

youtube premium is unfortunately worth the money

WELCOME TO MCDONALDS WILL YOU BE USING YOUR MOBILE APP TODAY

When your girl is venting about her coworkers, but you know she’s the actual problem

Remember in school they had kids separated.. HONORS classes, REGULAR classes and SLOW classes.. See the problem with social media is they got all of us on here together and we not supposed to be.

I remember when $200 in groceries had to go in the trunk. now you can put them 3 bags in the passenger seat.

I love when nothing dries because the fitted sheet turned the whole load into one massive b@llsack.

just walk out with them mfs in your hand because they charging for bags too

“I got a trick for yo ass” -a black mother who is not a magician

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Reasonable prices