The first case of cross species autism infection.... It’s a little bit different from all the other guitars...

As I lay here in bed, wondering when I can see my partner again and when I will stop being in pain due to stress, I am sickened by the sound of several house parties going on around the area. Selfish little turds. #coronavirusuk #savelives

Decided to give Bensons for Beds a second chance after a terrible forst experience...never again. Worst customer service I have ever experienced. #CustomerExperience

To the two students whom walked past me carrying Primark shopping bags during a level 3 lock down - You are what is wrong with the world.

The students at Liverpool John Moores University (John Moores University) are amongst the most privileged, disrespectful brats I have experienced. I guess you can’t get a degree in “being a decent human being”. STOP BREAKING COVID RULES AND WAKING YOUR NEIGHBOURS AT 1am!!

Lying in bed, contemplating the very real possibility that I won’t see my partner until next year because of quarantine, I’m soothed by the sound of students breaking covid rules, shrieking in the streets, drunk and stumbling. #StudentsAreSelfish

When you pay £9 for “express delivery” and then you get an email saying your item has been dispatched First Class Royal Mail... FreePrints Photobooks just an suggestion - don’t rip customers off.

Millions will be heartbroken by this news, having their Christmas plans ripped up with less than a week’s notice. At this time of national crisis, the British people want clear, decisive leadership. All we get from Boris Johnson is confusion and indecision.

Who’s idea was it to have an autistic adult move home during lock down?

Relaxing with some @nanoblock_official i’m going to call him Nevil instagram.com/p/CLRfSnusOMx/…

Valentines can suck it...spontaneous goose games are 100% the way to earning best boyfriend points. #truelove instagram.com/p/CLhKK6OMvEs/…

Forgot to bring a fork to work to eat my lunch with… thankfully I stopped off at the shops this morning, so I have something for lunch… 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

Turns out my partner forgot to take a fork too 🤦🏼‍♀️ we are not doing well at adulting.

When the autistic burnout begins to lift and now your ADHD has you pacing around the office totally unfocused and frustrated with life… #autism #adhd #Neurodivergent

My brain: ooh your brain fog has lifted, time to get on with all those in depth tasks… Also my brain: oh look, a tree #autism #adhd #Neurodivergent

I feel like my current mental agility could allow me to resolve the problems in the middle east, but I also feel like I’d rather run at pigeons in the park… Too much energy, no where near enough focus. #ADHD #autism #Neurodivergent

Cannot tell you how much of a kick in the tits it is to have to pay more NI to fund the “social care” that I am told I can’t access because even though I am a disabled person, I can work…I can’t function outside of work, but that’s of no concern to the government. #Autism

My 76 year old mother just had her mind blown on the Boots website 😂

Glad to see people have a good understanding of the green cross code 🤦🏼‍♀️ The driver is now driving off holding his phone…but it’s on loud speaker…so it’s okay…

So working from home today is going well. I’ve got 30minutes before I start work and I’ve already cried three times and my anxiety has glued me to the sofa. Autism and ADHD are a real treat right now. Even the dog is done with my shit.