Regular Schmegular Lil Ole Me 💛

Mean muggin' the fence 😑🫠 but I'm smiling on the inside, promise! 😊😚 Happy Hump Day, fam 🩵🩵🩵

I have nightmares like this all the time... I would have passed out and then drowned 😵

I’m getting really tired of Bluey making me cry, man

I have yet to meet a single woman who received an unsolicited dick pic and
thought mmmmm mmm! I would love to slob all over that one!! 😃😃💦💦💦 🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️

The deal is dead ❌❌❌

Instacart - Lowe's - Do it NOW

See... yall don't wanna move here 😌

Men of Dolphins Twitter. We need to take back what is ours

I would politely say 'excuse me 😌' cuz you're blocking the premade Lo mein & Mac n cheese... and then I would think how I would hate to be you and walk in the veggie cooler cuz it's cold af in there

You're a dime a dozen here in Miami, bby girl... no one is phased 🙂

So sad 😥🕊️

But real talk, situations like this is what I think of when a stranger DMs me and is like 'can I take you to dinner?' .... tf?!😐 I know absolutely nothing about you... your pfp is of a cartoon and you really think I'm gonna be like 'yea! Great! Here's my addy' 😵‍💫

“Let’s go out tonight”

Unless you were planning to fly me down to sit court-side at the Heat game you need to recognize I have priorities and the best you’ll ever be is 4th.

Hey guys #FinsUp

Maybe pretend that this tweet contains boobs and let's get this retweeted.

Happy Friyay!! 🥳🥂 Anyone else in the midst of Spring cleaning?! 🙃🧹

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I'd also like to shout out and thank all of the amazing men on our fan base who show us ladies love and respect no matter what we wear 🧡 There are way too many of you to tag but know that we appreciate yall!!

It's 2024... a lil more kindness & a lot less judgment 🫶🏻 #finsup 🐬

could be us