telling an american to go inside because the "king is here" is hilarious. we don't give a fuck about the monarchy [eagle screeches]

i’m taking home 2.6 mil

Simba’s dad had just died and Timon & Pumba were like “have you tried just not giving a fvck?” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Abbott Elementary is becoming a new Modern Family 😭😭

Babyyyyy yall are gonna hate me for saying this. Working at Ben and Jerry's as a teen radicalized me. The staff literature taught me tax evasion. They take several insane progressive political stances a year, including total prison abolition. It's hard to believe, but it's true

It’s funny how this scares white people

If this was not recorded, no one would believe it

Where did you get this hello niggy I would like one

Unrelated, but I hated this cut on her so bad really pissed me off😂

the way she purposely waited until he reached his hand out to move past him will forever take me out😭😭😭

I’ve never encountered a woman that has asked me or expected me to pay her bills at this age. So I truly wonder who y’all be dating 😂

her switching up & the randomness of it all is taking me out LMAOOO😭😭😭

*Deep Negro Sigh* Rule 1,096

Looked at you and went:

Niggas rubbed 2 biscuits together

Too big to be a doohickey too small to be a contraption. Perhaps a gizmo?

Y’all lmao I went to the smoke shop and the cashier asked me whose side I’m on for the fight. Obviously I said Tyson and this mf gave me a free gummie shaped like an ear 😂😂😂😂😂😂

The way I kno his granddaddy taught him that dance. I been cracking up all day lmaoooooo

The fact we are watching a young white man fight a former all time great black fighter at damn near 60, tells you how white people have to win.

“of course you did” 😭😭😭😭