I’m gonna give Twitter another go 💃 For probably an hour… dunno. 🤷‍♂️

Absolutely no chance! Hope that don’t offend 🤷‍♂️😂

I wanna be on Saturday morning tele. Eat food, drink wine, chat shite. Too easy.

Has anyone seen or heard of a Thai Green curry risotto? Or did I invent it? I wanna know if I need to trademark it as I honestly think i’m the first. And it’s banging!

In the past four years, the U.K has experienced: * Hottest summer * First winter day above 20C * Hottest day on record * Hottest August day * Longest heatwave * Wettest February * Driest spring on record * Warmest New Year's Eve * Warmest New Year's Day This is not a drill.

I think it’s safe to say that influencers should go in the bin and you should all carefully select who you, and in the future, your kids look up to. #Same24hours

Afterlife 😭

Limbs

#MakeSpoonsGreatAgain

Proper selfish Dampy is getting married in the same month as Harry European tour.

If you find a funny/wild thread or tweet with hilarious responses send it my way please!

It’s the Kings coronation, with a cost of living crisis the nation is divided. We are outraged that Prince Andrew is beeming into TVs around the country and Joe Wicks is like… 😂

My child’s personality is too similar to mine and it scares the living daylights out of me 😂

If we do Birmingham I would lightly consider it.

If Kingsland Road were to do a gig around Xmas time. Would you come? RT if you’re keen so we can understand if there’s any want for it ❤️

I have a podcast! First episode on Tuesday 23rd May and weekly after. Click this link - hit follow - click where you listen to Podcasts: shows.acast.com/wwyd Your support would mean the world! WWYD

And they’re like… it’s Better than yours! 😂

First episode of my podcast is out! It’s called WWYD and would mean the world if you listened and shared! shows.acast.com/wwyd RT

What a day for 18 ⛳️ JJ Thompson Joe Wynne