finna catch myself a woman

Those monthly hormones really have u straddled between *about to have a mental breakdown* and *this piece of cake completes me* pls make it stop

Is insta being super glitchy rn or is it just my phone ? 🥴

OK, Twitter, look - it's time to have a talk. I've been seeing a lot of climate despair on here lately, and I understand it's cathartic to voice your deepest fears, but at this point in time, that despair is also a self-fulfilling prophecy. I work for an environmental charity- 1/

When you’re on the aux in the car and your weird music faves start playing

Sorry ur dealing with a hormonal Gemini who had a bad day I WILL be toxic Rn goodnight 💀

Do u guys monologue to yourself and discover deep truths at 1 am or is that just me ?

People who snore should come with a disclaimer

Cat falls from upper deck of Hard Rock Stadium and is caught in an American flag by fans below at tonight’s Miami Hurricanes-Appalachian State game #BecauseMiami

Hi Twitter I never shared what I was for #Halloween 👀 #bratz #MonsterHigh

The Red Hot Chili Peppers were good, but they could have been better. A good place to start would have been playing their two biggest hits. #wherewasunderthebridge? #cantstop?

La Diabla 🧨 @ Medellín, Antioquia instagram.com/p/CoXTCe1uK9v/…

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New music coming this Friday! #TeExxxtraño Jasmine Ortiz #TikTok tiktok.com/t/ZTRvNfy54/

#xbox_barbiethemoviesweepstakes this pink Xbox is so so gorgeous I’m obsessed with it🫶🏼🥺haven’t had an Xbox since I was much younger and I’ve been wanting to get one again. This one is perfect!!💖💖

On the train behind this one and we’re currently trying to pick up the stranded passengers near Indian River Estates

Super excited to be launching my first ever PODCAST "The Jasmine Ortiz Show" this Sunday at 2pm EST on @iheartradio 99.7 Da Heat Miami! Link in bio to hear it live on air or check out the Youtube video once it premieres this Sunday 💖 #keepitJasmine #iheartradio #podcast

You can find my new podcast The Jasmine Ortiz Show THIS SUNDAY 3/31 live on air at 2pm EST on 99.7 Da Heat Miami! Click the link to hear it live! iheart.com/live/9060?cmp=…