Nigeria is the only country where a student finishes university, serves the country for 1 year, and still ends up learning tailoring or barbing to survive. What exactly did the university educate them for?

Empathy burnout is real. I’m just tired of always being the one who understands

This is a real machine in Romania. Do 20 squats in front of it, and it prints you a free bus ticket. Try that in America and liberals would sue for fat shaming, ableism, and unauthorized glute engagement.

A relationship is not a financial plan. If love only makes sense to you when money is involved, you’re not looking for a partner, you’re looking for a paycheck with feelings.

If I don’t post about my achievements, please don’t post to congratulate me / reveal my achievement on my behalf. Most times, there's a reason why i didn't bring it to social media.

If FIFA didn't keep records, Messi fans would have deceived us all into believing that Messi holds the record for most goals in a calendar year 😂🫵🏽

Wallahi, I’m not chasing wealth to show off. I just want to be in a position where my parents never lack, my siblings never beg, and my future kids never worry. That’s all

His prompt can’t be the same as yours bro. We all used calculators in maths tests but we all didn’t get 100%.

This team🩵

Teenagers in Netflix dramas don't have homework to do. They just have s*x, get cheated on and write an essay about it….then get selected for Harvard, Yale, Oxford

no suicidal shit but sometimes i look at this world and don’t wanna be a part of it

Pablo Escobar's friends destroyed an entire city to get him out of jail, Some of your friends are texting your girl. Watch your circle closely.

I can't stand it when someone with my name acts so stupid. like bro, you're damaging my whole brand 😭😭

Difference between men and women is that men actually like being this person😭

The final level of being smart is just pretending you don’t know anything to make your life easier.

women sexualize themselves more than men

Welcome to Nigeria where your inlaw will ask you what you do for a living but their daughter is doing nothing for a living 😂

my first year in uni, my guy sent me one sugar mommy contact. i chatted with her for like two weeks before i realize say na him i dey follow talk with, en whine me gan