Fgs!! 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ People in relationships are so somehow. 😭😭🤣

I keep talking to men that hate me smh

A tweet like this goes viral at least once a month, with an undercurrent of grievance about the supposed lack of reciprocity in friendships, but I'd like everyone to consider another option: You like to show your care by texting and your friends do not show their care by texting.

I'm the type to wake up on time but lay in bed until I'm late.

When a man likes you he talks to you everyday and apparently when you start to like him back he is very busy and can't talk at all. That's how it works.

I want to be someone’s someone.

Mschewwww

Unfortunately, the rest of Africa has left Nigeria behind. Nigeria is eating their dust.

Nigeria is actually significantly more useless than many of us think. 😪

I love the line “the permission to be imperfect and still be loved” 🥺

Boutique Bakery's dirty chai latte. >>>>>>>>>> It's so nice.

Muting “pinned” and “header” to make this website usable again

Even if this were true, what’s your point? If all men cheat that means all men are disqualified from dating me. tf.

If you want to stay with your cheating partner just say that, no one will beat you but don’t peddle this useless propaganda

I don't want a relationship

Being an overthinker and hyper attentive person<<<< You’d be replaying clips of the lil ways people were off w you in your head 1 day ago uncontrollably 😭

Omo, it is very much okay to not tweet every opinion you have.

I need to buy a sewing machine and start making my clothes again because what are these prices this tailor is giving me????

This is more like it.