I knew it!

The staff during my inspirational quarterly kick off speech

But then you don't have to pay tax - probably a win?

What if we replace an engineer? Hah! That would surely take it down to 2 weeks!

Breaking! Congress discovered that when a phone is connected to a WiFi, TikTok actually uses WiFi for its Internet connectivity! Every other app:

The AI wars have begun reddit.com/r/programmerhu…

So... Bye Elon tweets?

Oh! Russian foreign minister finally arrived for the UN meeting.

Slowly sliding into the abyss

My 2023 investing guide summarised below

Just use email then

When I was a kid I was afraid the world would be taken over by AI. And here we are...

Oh boy... Some bad news coming for our CSO!

How much is that ChatGPT subscription again?..

Bragging about your cool Bluesky account on Twitter is like showing pictures of your healthy food diet while eating a Big Mac large meal in McDonalds

Please, not the cables! Nuclear strike is OK, but we NEED INTERNET!

Me: congratulations on your promotion Employee: thanks, so what do I get? Me: more responsibilities, harder challenges, more work Employee: and what about compensation bump? Me: um... sorry I have to go for another meeting

iShit

Me trying to brainwash the auditor The auditor:

Me after a successful exit