Netflix needs a shuffle button...

I double tapped my blank phone screen while watching Netflix because I forgot it wasn’t Instagram. Smh

My life is a joke.

Spaceships have no rear view mirrors. They just zoom

Think less be more

Definitely a boneless landing but in dedication to the hottest day of the year I just wanna shred the cheddar 🤙🏼

I'm 💯 #TeamMayweather! Voted on The Tylt. cards.twitter.com/cards/18ce54ao…

Why tf are hamburgers called "HAMburgers" when there isnt any ham in them...

I found a turtle

Summer is great and all but I just want to sleep in my hoodie

-Hello, who´s this? -Ben -Ben who? -Ben D. Knee

I respect those who've earned it.

People these days are just too anthropocentric

*gucci gang beat* dookie stain dookie stain dookie stain dookie stain dookie stain dookie stain dookie stain spent 5 bucks on blue gain my drawls brown like 2chainz look like I sat in chocolate rain skid marks shaped like ukraine bootyhole wet like a hurricane dookie stain x3

I’ve cracked the hippocampus!

Retweet when you find SpongeBob

How’s that for intensity The CrossFit Games ? Right back onto the next one without even skipping a beat. #18point1

#goingpro2024