I will retweet this...wait was this a Jedi mind trick???

Opening up Twitter on desktop today like

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Shouts out to the boss man K̶R̶Y̶D̶E̶R̶ for the months and months of continued support on our record “Collide” ! Thank you for all the support brother 🙏🙏🙏🙏

I feel attacked

😍

Let’s go ladies! #USWMNT #USAFRA

For what? Enjoying a succulent Chinese meal? Get your hands off me!

Maybe we should *cough* drain the swamp?

so hot but I’m staying cool 😎

Drinking White Claw: might get CRAZY and day drink in public!!! I’ll kill a 6 pack at 4pm and maybe text my ex!!! LET’S FUCKIN JUUL!!Claws no laws baby!!! Drinking 4 Loko Seltzer : i think liquid cocaine is literally running through my veins and I have accepted my own mortality

Drunk me returning from the bodega with munchies at 3am

Strong “end of RETURN OF THE JEDI: SPECIAL EDITION” vibes in U.S. cities right now.

🗣🗣FUCK DONALD TRUMP🗣🗣

This. This is why.

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