.Cleveland Browns fans are the best! Still showing pride for an aging fat guy who played for your team more than 3 years ago 🥰🥰 ...and that team he played on went 0-16! You guys are like my kids, you’re idiots, but your my idiots and I love you so damn much😂😂

Stop whatever you're doing and watch this 𝙤𝙪𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙜𝙚𝙤𝙪𝙨 assist from Norwich City's Todd Cantwell 😨🔥 📺 (Credit: Canaries TV)

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fantasy sports is men’s essential oil each year you have to recruit new members for your little scheme

since ‘garbageman’ is outdated anyway i propose - trashfighter

49ers game plan is to keep as many snaps away from Jimmy G as they can #SNF

how about them kickers!

it’s all happening for me….I can’t believe it . All glory to God 🙏

It’s just like that Scooby Doo episode where Baker Mayfield is revealed to be Gardner Minshew

broncos fired fangio because the front office gave him teddy bridgewater and drew lock to win with

Yeezy szn 9 looks 🔥

my son said X so then i responded and then he said Y boy, don’t kids completely lack perspective?? emoticon emoticon emoticon

quick send in the puppies #Oscars

what about just feeding my kids during baths?

my approach to life only has one difference from glengarry glen ross, in that i… A - always B - be C - eating

i wish every career had an “MLS” to retire into

did you know that kids have the same effect on the body as melatonin?

the tastiest adjective is crispy

you live long enough and they’re sampling sampled records

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