not to alarm anyone but is anyone else worried about how fucking stupid everyone is ??

I used to think being in your 30’s would be about settling down, turns out it’s about starting over, healing, & becoming a new version of you 🥹

Celtics-Lakers was the most watched regular-season Sunday night game in over 25 years, per NBC.

Jayson Tatum has been a “full go” in 5-on-5 team scrimmages 👀 (via Shams Charania, h/t jb)

I forgot Cs fans lose their mind at every loss

NOBODY talks about the late 30s to 40s personality shift… where you no longer want to be impressive. You want to be more rested, uninterested, and completely unavailable to anything that’s draining.

NotMelissaVitelli A big uptick of colon and colorectal cancers afterwards

But “conspiracy theorist”

Scream 7 was great, fast and furious this franchise please

Я ніколи не припиню думати про той факт що дрю берімор в 13 років вже злізала з кокаїну і лежала рехабі

They’re just slapping “protein” on everything in the store. It’s so bad. Protein Pop-Tarts?! 10g of protein but 38g of sugar in one serving. SMH

Concerts are where you realise how beautiful it is to be alive in this world.

Good morning, the Boston Celtics now own the #1 offense in the NBA Jayson Tatum has played a total of 0 seconds this season Thank you for your time

FYI the wine *glasses* are from Crate & Barrel - Camille long stems; $14.95 each and 100% as satisfying to use in real life as you'd hope

My only issue with ozempic is that some of yall are taking it before considering the fact that you have a naturally large head.

Celtics 🔥🔥🔥

I hope people appreciate this Celtics team they said f*ck a gap year then went out & bust their ass every night & are doing things nobody thought possible & tonight without Brown & Tatum…must say one of my favorite C’s teams ever !!

Joe Mazzulla is absolutely, unequivocally the NBA's Coach of the Year. Go argue with a wall.

Join us in wishing Jayson Tatum of the @Celtics a HAPPY 28th BIRTHDAY!

Jayson Tatum is listed as GTD on ESPN WE ARE SO BACKKKKK!!!!!! 🗣️