I'm on tour with my show "Mostly Jokes" - dark comedy about my, and my family's mental health. Or lack thereof. MostlyJokes.com

Look, I'm no @GaryGulman but there's no way I'd be doing this without his inspiration. 10/26 Quincy, CA 10/29 Flagstaff, AZ 10/30 ABQ, NM 11/13 Santa Rosa, CA 11/15 Los Angeles, CA MostlyJokes.com

I will never understand. He is a buffoon. An imbecile. He wears an absurd amount of make up. He rants about electrocuting sharks and Hannibal Lecter. His wife hates him. He is genetically dishonest and hates everyone and everything but himself. And somehow it's close?

I'll be performing my solo stand-up show "Mostly Jokes" at The Lost Church Santa Rosa on Wed, Nov 13. Doors at 745, show at 815pm ~75 min runtime + optional talk back/Q&A after. Depression, anxiety, schizophrenia, suicide and, of course, Paul Rudd. A comedy! MostlyJokes.com

Winter tour dates including NV, AZ, OR, BC and AR because that makes sense! Likely a few more cities soon... MostlyJokes.com

If you're upset that the USPS spends more tax dollars than it generates, wait until you hear about the US military.

My favorite opener. Tour dates at link in bio or MostlyJokes.com #standup #standupcomedy #depression #clinicaldepression

I feel like John McClane at the end Die Hard: “That’s what this is about?!? A fucking robbery?!?”

Eugene, Oregon! I'll be there Saturday 2/8 - come on out the Art House for 70ish minutes of jokes about mental health, midlife and, of course, Paul Rudd. Also, NO CROWD WORK - you're welcome. MostlyJokes.com #eugeneor #eugene #eugenecomedy

I don't think people understand that the difference between a million and a billion is a billion.

Sure, they're burning the government to the ground for personal benefit, but they hate seed oils so it's basically a wash.

I'm 52, 2 years into comedy, been self producing my own tour for 6 mos. Sold out a few small theaters and struggled to get 10+ at others. Mostly good responses. Mostly. Sold out Thurs in Bellingham, WA. Looking forward to it. Never too late to try again. MostlyJokes.com

Back in 2019 I made a movie. Covid tanked our fest run and it never really got seen. I post it every once in a while secretly hoping someone with a lot of followers will see it, like it and repost it. It's just more fun when stuff you make gets seen. youtu.be/G-uwAvq1QEU

Being more afraid of seed oils than an oligarchic, kleptocratic, kakistocracy is certainly a choice.

I might not be the best actor on your project, but I bet I’m the only one who brings homemade chocolate chip cookies to set when you hire me. See you on set shortly!

Talking monkey. Came here from the future. Ugly sucker. Only says “ficas”.

I'm on tour throughout California in June. Santa Cruz, Sebastopol, Davis, Santa Barbara, SLO, Walnut Creek, Napa, Chico MostlyJokes.com #standupcomedy

Had a great time and conversation on The Writers Hangout podcast...

New tour date for "Mostly Jokes" - info/tickets/reviews/trailer at MostlyJokes.com