The other day you were whining how Kenyan youth are only given dirty jobs of cleaning drainages/collecting garbage as if they aren't qualified for better but you're now going gaga when they're given implements for those dirty jobs. Kenyans truly deserve the politicians they elect

Happy new month guys. So I've been jobless for the past 3 months. My sister and I decided to Collab and invest in the fashion business. We sell different materials, Satin, Chiffon, Cotton,Silk etc.. And can also tailor make if interested. A thread! 🙂

Who lied to Kenyans that a National Attire MUST have the flag on it? What’s so difficult with thinking outside the box? Why not throw this challenge to the creatives and allow them free will to do their thing? Ukweli - these pieces are just tired... I honestly wouldn’t wear them!

A thread on Duas for anxiety and depression 🧵

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Sometimes I wonder if it's true that there's no other way to instill discipline in African children without beating & humiliating them. Unlike other children around the world who are being "babied" & going on to still excel. Ours are too hard-headed & need to be brutalized. Okay.

"I don't see the problem spraying kids." "Why should children have phones in school?" "We went through such things, turned out fine." No, you didn't. You're traumatised. You don't want children to have a better life than you did out of some perverted jealousy. You are violent.

Wale mwambao wataelewa.

What we want is an economic recovery strategy, not a political career recovery strategy.

and like the sheep that we are, we will sing hosanas and kumbayas

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Mimi naona badala ya BBI kuongeza viongozi, hio hela ingepelekwa coast ifunze watu Kiingereza ili Wapwani wapate kazi. You know us Coast people pretend to know many but we can't speaking English.

The Middle East and the rest of the world should be allowed to vote in the US elections. Y'all are going to interfere in our politics and decide our fate either way, so we should get a say in deciding which white guy is going to throw crap our way. Seems fair enough.

The next thing we might witness in #TrumpMeltdown is him tweeting the nuclear codes in a fit of rage.

@YussufMwinyi Ali Swaleh Bintikombo Kivumba si lugha siri watu wosi wakijua, Mti watamkwa mri na kuavya ni kutoa, na kweru chaka ni pori lugha yaki swahilia, Sisi ni wavumba hasa msirwire washirazi,

Ali Swaleh Aza Man Lord Abraham Mutai I wish Africans were proud of who we are just look at all the diverse hairstyles we have but wait society thinks they are" ugly " white people are our standard of beauty so pathetic !

Those folk who can't speak English to qualify for maritime jobs were the biggest players in the successful effort to rescue this Pollman Tours mini bus that plunged in the sea at the Likoni crossing today.

Amerix after accidentally eating pussy

" wamatuqaddimu li anfusikum min khairin tajiduhu indallah huwa khayran wa adhma ajra" surat al Muzammil verse 20. " whatever good you put forward for yourselves, you'll find it with Allah better and greater in reward"

We'd rather suffer than imagine a better way of doing things.