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Splendor of SQL πŸ’–

@iam_uchenna

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Was bored so I decided to teach advanced SQL. Wanna see the video? -- CASE STUDY -- MAXIMIZING PROFITABILITY THROUGH CUSTOMER SEGMENTATION AND PRODUCT STRATEGY: AN IN-DEPTH ANALYSIS -- USING ADVENTUREWORKS2019 Β  -- SLOW DECLINE IN NET PROFIT MARGIN -- OVER THE PAST 2 YEARS

Was bored so I decided to teach advanced SQL. Wanna see the video?

-- CASE STUDY
-- MAXIMIZING PROFITABILITY THROUGH CUSTOMER SEGMENTATION AND PRODUCT STRATEGY: AN IN-DEPTH ANALYSIS
-- USING ADVENTUREWORKS2019
Β 
-- SLOW DECLINE IN NET PROFIT MARGIN 
-- OVER THE PAST 2 YEARS
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When I started learning SQL, I detested it, I ran away. Termed it the worst thing to happen to man. Marley said, β€œIf it is easy, it isn’t worth it, if you give up, you are not worthy. So, I came back this year with a vengeance to study it. Now I love it, thanks to Splendor of SQL πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ’–

When I started learning SQL, I detested it, I ran away. Termed it the worst thing to happen to man. Marley said, β€œIf it is easy, it isn’t worth it, if you give up, you are not worthy. So, I came back this year with a vengeance to study it. Now I love it, thanks to <a href="/iam_Uchenna/">Splendor of SQL πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ’–</a>
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The beautiful part in all of this is that I am still young and in my 20’s! I have a lot of time in my hands to build this life i want. Need to times my income by over X100 in the next 3-4 years.

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So we have to pay companies not to see ads they were paid to show us in the first place. I’m afraid we can’t escape the matrix.

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No one: Every single job application: Do you have a sexual orientation towards: * Do you now or have you ever identified as trans or transgender? * Please indicate your religious belief: *

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I pity πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬ who has never been outside of the country to a working country. You don’t know what you’re missing and how this life is leading you 10-0.

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I bought a plate of jollof rice and plantain for Β£30 in Piccadilly Gardens na one time my eyes clear πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­ What???? With Β£10 I eat one full British meal 😭

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Escorted my wife for an interview, rain beat me. Now the agreement is if she gets the job she buys us a car πŸ˜‚ God please πŸ™ I’m begging.

Escorted my wife for an interview, rain beat me. Now the agreement is if she gets the job she buys us a car πŸ˜‚

God please πŸ™ I’m begging.
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For those of you in the UK(Manchester specifically) You can join this group. I am hosting free data analytics classes. chat.whatsapp.com/Ly8122X34efKZ9… Again, only UK people who can attend physically. Address is M12 6LB