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@iam_uchenna

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Was bored so I decided to teach advanced SQL. Wanna see the video? -- CASE STUDY -- MAXIMIZING PROFITABILITY THROUGH CUSTOMER SEGMENTATION AND PRODUCT STRATEGY: AN IN-DEPTH ANALYSIS -- USING ADVENTUREWORKS2019 ย  -- SLOW DECLINE IN NET PROFIT MARGIN -- OVER THE PAST 2 YEARS

Was bored so I decided to teach advanced SQL. Wanna see the video?

-- CASE STUDY
-- MAXIMIZING PROFITABILITY THROUGH CUSTOMER SEGMENTATION AND PRODUCT STRATEGY: AN IN-DEPTH ANALYSIS
-- USING ADVENTUREWORKS2019
ย 
-- SLOW DECLINE IN NET PROFIT MARGIN 
-- OVER THE PAST 2 YEARS
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When I started learning SQL, I detested it, I ran away. Termed it the worst thing to happen to man. Marley said, โ€œIf it is easy, it isnโ€™t worth it, if you give up, you are not worthy. So, I came back this year with a vengeance to study it. Now I love it, thanks to Splendor of SQL ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ’–

When I started learning SQL, I detested it, I ran away. Termed it the worst thing to happen to man. Marley said, โ€œIf it is easy, it isnโ€™t worth it, if you give up, you are not worthy. So, I came back this year with a vengeance to study it. Now I love it, thanks to <a href="/iam_Uchenna/">Splendor of SQL ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ’–</a>
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The beautiful part in all of this is that I am still young and in my 20โ€™s! I have a lot of time in my hands to build this life i want. Need to times my income by over X100 in the next 3-4 years.

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So we have to pay companies not to see ads they were paid to show us in the first place. Iโ€™m afraid we canโ€™t escape the matrix.

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No one: Every single job application: Do you have a sexual orientation towards: * Do you now or have you ever identified as trans or transgender? * Please indicate your religious belief: *

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I pity ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ who has never been outside of the country to a working country. You donโ€™t know what youโ€™re missing and how this life is leading you 10-0.

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I bought a plate of jollof rice and plantain for ยฃ30 in Piccadilly Gardens na one time my eyes clear ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ What???? With ยฃ10 I eat one full British meal ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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Escorted my wife for an interview, rain beat me. Now the agreement is if she gets the job she buys us a car ๐Ÿ˜‚ God please ๐Ÿ™ Iโ€™m begging.

Escorted my wife for an interview, rain beat me. Now the agreement is if she gets the job she buys us a car ๐Ÿ˜‚

God please ๐Ÿ™ Iโ€™m begging.
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For those of you in the UK(Manchester specifically) You can join this group. I am hosting free data analytics classes. chat.whatsapp.com/Ly8122X34efKZ9โ€ฆ Again, only UK people who can attend physically. Address is M12 6LB