the main reason i hate Djokovic so much is that if everyone else in the world had taken his position on covid vaccination there wouldn’t be any grand slam tournaments for him to play in.

some proper full kit wankers in the Alcaraz box

I've accidentally run to New Zealand with my new FRIEND. She told me I'm the THIRD funniest Matt she's ever worked with, so that's gotta be good... right? TIME BANDITS - drops this week on Apple TV. Written by Jemaine Clement (Flight of The Conchords, What We Do in the Shadows)

Arriving on July 24th, check out two sneak previews for Apple TV+'s Jemaine Clement, Iain Morris, and Taika Waititi's Time Bandits series. / #TimeBandits #AppleTV Apple TV Jemaine Clement Taika Waititi iain morris 🔗 bleedingcool.com/tv/time-bandit…

time bandits, this wednesday. i have some behind the scenes shots for you.

#TimeBandits Apple TV MATT KING Shaun Micallef Jemaine Clement

more behind scenes from ep 1

My new book ‘The Elsie Drake Letters’ is out Oct 24. If you like silly and funny then it may just be for you

as someone who started getting 2000AD a few years after this, seeing Paul post all the early covers is amazing.

he doesn’t like me saying it but Jemaine Clement is far too funny. not fair on the rest of us.

one of my favourite bits both of the show and the shoot.

Just look at this beautiful tiny ship! The painting of medieval Cairo!

feel like the Oasis gigs will have a Euro 2020 final vibe.

found some old photos #inbetweeners2

Remember how much you loved football before you got old and cynical? I've watched this about ten times today

can’t think of anything that has made me simultaneously happier and sadder than the new Cure album.

due to family history i’ve had a prostate cancer test every year for many years now. do i enjoy it? not especially. does my doctor enjoy it? doesn’t seem to, but i’m very grateful that he does it. (also it’s normally on valentine’s day but that’s irrelevant).

i’m on bluesky and instagram. think i might use my first tweet here as my first message on bluesky. all the hits. anyway, im there and on instagram if you need inbetweeners stories and me moaning about QPR