The Best Opening In Stand Up Comedy History 🔥🔥

i be like “it’s fine” whole time im about to cut you off forever

You Still Can’t Tell Me They Not The Real “Temptations”😭

i dont give a fuck

I can’t wait to get cute on Friday with the gwirls && take a bunch of pics && vids🥰.

Pulling a muscle or whatever in my back last week then doing it again yesterday is insaneeeee.

Detoxing for the month of May✨. No alcohol for meeeee.

Old Wayne>>>> 🫰🏽

That “And I… Ooop” GIF is really one of my favs😭

This week’s weather is what I’ve been waiting on.

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

The quickest way for a man to annoy me is when I accept their friend request on IG && they go through && like every single pic on my page😒.

“hey cass… i have a quick question for you..”

It’s nice out already. I’m outside tonightttttt🥳

Oh nothing, just went grocery shopping at my mom’s crib😌😭😭😭.

I literally just finished watching Euphoria AGAIN a few days ago. && I always feel like Maddy didn’t beat Cassie’s ass like she should’ve. Cause babyyyyyyy

Affirmation of the day: Girl you looks good, won’t you back that ass up❤️.

I’m so impulsive/spontaneous, it’s crazy😭. I just made a move && now I wanna see the result. To be continued… 😭

Christina was knocking them hoes outtttt on BGC😭😭😭😭 She was my fave!

Oh I didn’t know you still knew me! 🥴