Hey so nice to see you. Now where's that Ullman short Bart you call a spouse

Until season 2 of The Idol premieres (when is it back btw? can’t find any info) they should publish little stories in the newspaper about what Tedros is doing. They can make the text a different color from real news so it’s not confusing

“this is the home of king kong. this is where he died.” - tracy morgan defending the city of new york on nba on tnt

Aaron Sorkin sending these emails less than two hours apart re: Danny Boyle wanting to cast Michael Fassbender as Steve Jobs.... achingly beautiful to me

It's hard to imagine an AI tech tree scenario funnier than the one we're in (computers gain magical capabilities but lie just enough to not be useful)

you meet the love of your life but it turns out they’re an infertile lab grown specimen intended to prevent your reproduction created by an incomprehensibly more advanced species that considers you a pest.

A+ line reading by this kid in “Artists and Models”

forever my favorite inside the nba clip

I wonder if I’m the only person on earth besides Jerry Seinfeld who has watched Unfrosted three times

Show Linux in Challengers. Luca Guadagnino and Amazon MGM, it is not too late to send theaters an updated DCP featuring shots of the characters using a desktop Linux distro!

Challengers would have been better if we actually saw people using Linux. I enjoyed the tennis scenes but it would have cost the filmmakers nothing to just briefly show someone using Linux on an old Chromebook.

They need to make a GPT that will hug my kids so I can focus on digging for ore

The idea of a planet of apes continues to tantalize. Some nights I just sit by my amazing fireplace and wonder if they would repeat our mistakes.

People get annoyed when they find out all my plans for making money involve “an appraiser who’s willing to play ball”

The Mariners have a new bit this season where they play “Heaven is a Place on Earth” and drop hot dogs on little parachutes into the crowd and god I love baseball

Love these two sentences about the movie Geostorm

Ludwig Wittgenstein gatecrashed John Maynard Keynes' honeymoon, and he wouldn't leave for six days

So confused by the new “Fancy Induced Burger” on Bloor and Bathurst.

I walked in out of morbid curiosity only to be greeted by this weird AI-generated burger art

There should be an eclipse every month and an aurora every Friday night