it's crazy how the term "self report" has entered the general lexicon because I don't think a single soul said that before among us

Fantastic what

wish they just eventually abandon java and make minecraft 2 with graphix exactly like this concept art

Ohhh my god

Ngl going that little 5 - 10 over the speed limit in the left lane isn’t enough bro u need to want to be here

time to shave my bush

paying someone $10,000 to ply my favorite game and half the time is spent queueing for a match

Not to mom shame but why are u letting the babies get mind controlled

just found this gif

Dandadan but it's in Pokemon world #dandadan #ダンダダン

I also showed him that pausing during a match equaled a stock loss, and I took that from him. He SD'd his last stock and wrapped his controller without finishing the set. This ended up being the very first set I ever won when traveling outside of my home state 😅

Andrew Cuomo Zohran Kwame Mamdani andrew can you comment on this photo of your father

Found it

Using dark humor to test your coworker at the job you just got and he actually comes up with something darker

Love always wins.

Garfield’s best catchphrase. This should’ve been on coffee mugs instead of I Hate Mondays or whatever