might quit my job to focus on summer

i need a friend with with benefits, NOT SEXUALLY, i’m talking abt someone with a BOAT ……

I Miss The Old Kanye

Abortionable amount of weeks

girl talk is my favorite. you go from discussing goals to talking about shoes to hating men to planning a trip in 6 minutes.

Went to my grandpa’s twin funeral today and we tried to get my grandpa to go up there to say his last goodbyes. This nigga said “Now why would I want to go look at myself in a casket” 😂😂😂 shit was not supposed to be funny but it is 💀

when he says "how was your shift" instead of "quit your job so i can spoil you princess"

Red Lobster is about to have seafood boil bags, a sangria flight, and $5 drinks. Whew, that new CEO came in the door swinging.

🤎

Now why would they remove the cracker & the barrel?

Why are these sports teams honoring charlie kirk when we were told that politics has no place in sports when Kaepernick took a knee to protest police brutality????

Fuck TI. Fuck Nelly. Fuck 50

Me

You’re a lot closer to needing SNAP benefits than you are to becoming a billionaire Remember that #snap

“get his ass” is so hilarious, it’s like the modern version of “seize him”