my dentist appointment is at 2:30… two thirty… tooth hurty… the jokes write themselves

Kenyans now pay more in taxes than the actual cost of importing fuel. The government takes Sh82 in taxes for every litre of Super Petrol, while the landed cost is just Sh81.8

Many souls placed their trust in you, from the humble mama mboga to graduates wrestling with the despair of unemployment. They believed in your promises, unaware that you would deepen their sorrow tenfold. You deceived many, killed many, and drained hope from a nation.Bottom Up💔

Blud always knew he was upto no good

Why are they after privatising public resources??!what is wrong with these people dawg ??

No

Secondary schools may close early as government delays Sh18 billion in capitation funds. This comes after heads warned they can’t pay staff or run exams, and some schools are barely operating.

Instead of putting money into a merry-go-round Chama where you simply get back what you contributed,  I’d rather save in a Money Market Fund and earn an annual return of 7–10%.  With the merry-go-round, there’s no interest — meaning you’re actually losing value to inflation

Fuck cloudy and rainy days, I love sunshine

Keg after Supp ayam hearing 😂

I lack words to explain the stupidity in her head

The manager here has lost the dressing room. This tweet is not about sports.

This kid might be special

vegans should own electric cars

Maybe some of us don't tap their full potential due to dictatorship from our parents who always want us to realise their dreams ( I stand corrected)I mean why won't you let me go after what my heart wants and advise me accordingly

Leo naskia tu kukunywa beer

Amorim will dunk on Arteta hio gameweek 1

Amaitsa ameambiwa ‘apana jaribu’

The front of many cars these days is very soft to absorb impact. Part of crash safety and pedestrian safety in case you hit one. (Minimise injury) That’s why the Cyber Truck has been banned in many countries, coz it’s not soft on the front

He just like me 😂