Without spoons we couldn’t eat drinks. #TheMoreYouKnow

How long will it take for us to wear #masks in order for movies to depict life with them? Like 2-3 Spiderman movies from now maybe? Or have media just branched off since last year and show a reality that doesn’t exist anymore?

I skipped eating cereal for 5 years and now I have found out that Gold Flakes have been renamed Corn Flakes Honey & Nut. I wonder what else did I miss?

Peak flexible work hours is when the work hours are flexible enough to take the second half and fold it all the way back so that it overlaps the first half and I can go out and get a gyros for the rest of my day.

Damn, I just remembered food samples. :(

Sorry everyone for being late to the meeting, I was airguitarung too hard.

The only coffee shop around was a cbd shop and I had a cbd cappucino and the guy gave me a cookie and winked so I didn’t eat the cookie cause I had a photoshoot after and I wasn’t sure if it had weed in it and now my pocket is full of cbd cookie crumbs cause thats where I hid it.

My back is killing me because that’s what happens when you are a grown up and not a #manchild with an #ergonomic #gamer chair. I’m back, hello.

What did #parents talked about with their grown up kids before 2010? Because nowadays in our household it’s 70% them reciting the #spam mail they received.

Imagine a #gym where it’s not allowed to ask “how many you have left?”.

Now with #instagram #premium subscriptions you get to enjoy: - not being able to set your profile picture anything you want - being told no to everything by a chatbot via “live support” - stickers! #verified

Here’s my dream announcement from #apple: “We didn’t put anything new in the #iPhone” and than just that for 4 more years and we would have batteries catch up so we only need to charge phones once a week like in the nokia days.

You don’t have to have kids to have an opinion about raising them. Anyone dealing with their 4 year old for the first time has the same prior experience in it as someone who didn’t make one.

If you were wondering where Five Guys got its name

If you are sending me a screenshot of your bank account number, you are not getting paid.

Top 3 worst toilet papers in order: 1. Communist toilet paper 2. Thailand toilet paper 3. Airport toilet paper #toiletpaper

A meta employee called me back on my phone after a support session and tried to assist me via screensharing to rate our conversation “very satisfied”. Classy, Meta Btw, of course my issue was never resolved as always.

Why does every #corporate #teambuilding event in #IT has to be some kind of infantile activity? Pizza party, board game night, escape rooms and so on. What’s wrong with grown up stuff? What is the agenda here?

Looking at the new #Figma #UI is like looking at one of those pictures that is supposed to mimick a stroke where you kinda see familiar objects in a room but can’t quite make sense of it.

I’m encountering content about dyson spheres way more than I should during my lifetime. The #Kardashev-scale is the stupidest #pseudoscientific bullshit that the algorythms annoy me with.