hydraulic mating press

ANOTHER ONE

and they say robotfuckers cant cook the nefarious gloop

of all the shit ive posted, this is what twitter gets mad at me for? really? anyway now that my 12 hour ban is over i can finally start gooning to robots again

being unemployed is awesome walked out of the store with 4 monsters and a tub of french onion dip at 8 am #help

inaccurate. change that from "wife" to "husband" #yep #imhomophobic

(yeahh im doin the thing too) robotfucker unlimited isnt robotfucker unlimited without?

he said the robot yuri word

reading a book (genuinely good horror novel) but i have to take a break because i wrote in the margins (in ink) (can never be erased) (i have to live with this) that the book reminded me of a fanfiction (transformers) (self insert) (could remember it by name) (and authors name)

"I asked Grok" this, "I asked ChatGPT" that. i asked glados and she told me to kill myself and i moaned a little

Anyways you should all draw your robots doing this

"your cause" is so funny to me you make this sound like activism. which makes sense because im active with this tism 🩷 hey guys you can kill me if you want

robot thatll kill me 🤤🤤🤤 ougouhghghh #needthat

im gonna be adding a sauce to that popcorn, and its not gonna be butter!😁😅😋☺️

every time i make an unfunny tweet they take me out back and shoot me in the leg and i claw my way back to my phone to open twitter and try again but its ok dont worry ☺️

i forget my follwers also see my replies. sorry for barking like a dog under fanart 17 times every day it will happen again 🩷

i love Date Everything and all the fans are awesome but im tired of seeing the same handful of characters. 7 diffetent aus of the hanks on my timeline but not one single thing about my beautiful weird girl wife Farya. please. im desperate over here

scared to have sex bc what if i slip up and moan oomfs name

i dont want to be the one to do it, but SOMEONE has to get jerma pregnant