We don't talk enough about Vicky Entwistle being 28 when she started playing Janice Battersby

The ability of some British people to get absolutely furious at people they’ve mostly imagined in their heads is completely unparalleled. This is what desperation for a gig with GB News and/or a regular ghostwritten column in The Sun does to a mfer.

Yet your mum came from Nigeria to ‘check in’ to a hospital in 1980 so you could have British citizenship, then ‘checked out’ and went home straight after you were born.. A loophole your heroine Margaret Thatcher closed. The mismatch between your life & your beliefs is INSANE.

Lonely Fans

Pathetic wife-beating shit ex-footballer Joey Barton has just been forced to pay out over £500,000 for calling Jeremy Vine a “bike nonce”. Barton initially paid £110k in damages, but has today been forced to pay legal costs of over £406k - bringing the total to more than £516k.

Jesus Christ give it a fucking rest, the same tweet 30 times a week

The Bible was written by more than 100 authors over the course of around 1,100 years & its message is frequently inconsistent & even self-contradictory. Claims to the contrary do not hold up under any scrutiny & rely on fallacies & dogmatism to overcome the data.

Was walking around in my neighbourhood and omg who do i see? My queen!! Mariah Carey

Rattled ❄️😂

Thomas Skinner chatting shit again is it?

No… Taylor Wimpey’s profits wiped out because they built dangerous homes.

T.a.t.u.'s Dangerous and Moving is the best pop album of the 21st century

"What is the charge? Eating a mouse? A succulent field mouse?"

“i’ll never be a woman like you, cause you’re not the woman im trying to be.”

That's: George I George II Edward VII Winston Churchill Boris Johnson And er Nigel Farage.. great grandson of German immigrants... cancelled

I can't believe this isn't edited

Vicky Binns