i just realised my skincare is clearing my bank account instead of my skin

I once saw an old man buy flowers & when the cashier asked “anniversary?” he said “no, she just had a bad day yesterday.” That’s the kind of love I pray for

idc how attractive you are, you better be funny.

I can even buy my man a car if he wanted

One of y'all is lying

mr nonchalant & ms crybaby .. oh what a duo

THE BLOOD OF JESUS.

the funniest people ik don't even tell jokes, they just be talking 😭😂

Buying Grapes should qualify as a big boy/girl purchase btw

Out of sight, out of mind

Payday with no kids>>>>>

All I bring to the table is “thank you baby I love you so much”

i could never have a roster. i pick one and get delusional asap

“you’re loved at home” is meaningless, i’m not romantically loved at home.

I don’t believe I hold any importance in anyone’s life

Having someone who pays attention to you in detail is very attractive.

i like people who let me be quiet

ima “nvm” ass bitch, i get irritated fast. don’t even worry about it bitch

some lies are just disrespectful. there's no way you think i'm that dumb.

Whenever I'm having a bad day I'm just like, man imagine if I had kids too.