don’t say that, i’m sure you’ll make a great wife

Isn’t this the plot of The Gentleman?😂

you fit dey the circle make you no know wetin dey circulate

It’s strict over here and I really mean that. Leave me alone if you don’t have common sense.

i mastered how to be alone, it’s the horny part that be cookin’ me :/

And when it's finally your time, make sure you ball tremendously!

Sarcasm, when used skillfully, is one of the easiest and best way of flirting.

freak jam nympho, freak run

You get a small window after graduating to be extremely risk tolerant and hypergamble your way out of eternal wage slavery

Cashew nuts are my 2nd favorite type of nut😏

Ethical setpieces

things wey women dey talk, you nor go really grasp the magnitude of the stupidity inside am until man talk am.

Smoking on that shit that made the residents evil

Got cornrows, the looks I got at the wedding was crazyy😂

When the 10/10 wants you to chase her but you low-key don’t have the same passion for the game anymore

Every dude needs at least 3 evil homegirls to see how women operate

When the 4/10 is showing you genuine love and attention but you have tasted 10’s before

I live too fast sometimes

okay okay, I’m going to bite

goes so hardd