Driving home from work and seen someone with their phone mounted to their dashboard swiping on tinder

The borders separating heaven and hell are diminishing each day

Look how cute

Wheel of Fortune puzzle tonight… 🤔

Pacers…. Wow lol

Huge day for JIB wearers

Thunderstorms and being over 80° at the same time just seems a little aggressive

Gotta love a good wook ego fuel post

It’s still crazy to me how people will go to shows that are supposed to be super special from the artists and they still end up sitting outside the entire time lol

Was taking my dog for a walk and got jumped scared by someone dressed like a jester skipping around my building and down the road just now What the fuck

I didn’t have any legs

Happy Men’s Mental Health Awareness month everyone

"i asked chatgpt" "i asked grok" well i just made some shit up and people believe me because i'm well read and use big words

If your butt fat I love you

Fucked around and stayed up past my bed time

I don’t care about controversial celebrity shit much cause it’s all fake but this one was actually done kinda well lmao This is finna be a huge cash grab for ol boy selling some plain ass white shirts lmaoooo

sorry I missed out on all the drama I was too busy minding my own fucking business

I have a lot of black pants that all basically look the same but I can assure you they are all different and each have their own texture and material that feel completely different they just all look basically identical BUT I CAN TELL THE DIFFERENCE