Anything anyone says will be used against me in a court of law

This is a real tweet by a sincere person.

My pronouns are Prosecute/Fauci

Just found out that a few years ago Sun Chips changed their packaging so my dad wrote them a letter complaining. They sent him a coupon for a free bag of chips. He sent it back and said he would just rather they change the packaging

Eat cleaner. Drink water. Have sex. Smoke weed. 2023.

Reminder that steiny does Botox, and has no character.

Pretty big W

Real work is absolutely admirable. Hard-working men make the world go round.

Next generation Anon Teachers.

Our landlord at SF HQ says we’re legally required to keep sign as Twitter & cannot remove “w”, so we painted it background color. Problem solved!

Who would've tought that this knife will ever reach 600€? 😳 That's why we're giving it away! 🥳 How to participate: ✅ Follow SkinBaron.com & SkinBaron.de ✅ Retweet ✅ Tag 2 friends Giveaway ends at the 05.05.2023 ⏰ Good luck to everybody! 🍀

TOMORROW. ONE DAY ONLY. We are reviving two games on stream for a TST Community Night. Go download “Islands of Nyne” and “Z1 Battle Royale” and let’s reminisce on the old days. Both are free on Steam. 7pm Eastern. I’m so excited for this…

It's time for another Giveaway Quiz! 😎 Among all correct answers those two knifes will be raffled! 🥳 How to participate: ✅ Follow SkinBaron.com & SkinBaron.de ✅ Retweet ✅ Comment with the right answer Giveaway ends at the 05.06.2023 ⏰

Wer kennt unseren bekannten deutschen Slogan? 🤔 Unter allen richtigen Antworten verlosen wir zwei Knifes! 💥 Mitmachen: ✅ Folge SkinBaron.de & SkinBaron.com ✅ Retweet ✅ Kommentiere die richtige Antwort Das Giveaway endet am 05.06.2023 ⏰

FaZe Clan has just signed their newest member, Ron DeSantis! #FaZe “I have been a gamer my whole life, and I look forward to gaming with FaZe Clan. We will be replacing Disney World with FaZe world!”

🎁 M4A4 | POSEIDON (FIELD-TESTED) GIVEAWAY! ($950) ✅FOLLOW Anomaly ✅FOLLOW ClashGG ✅RETWEET ✅TAG A FRIEND Winner is drawn in 7 days! Thank you Clash for letting me give this away, and good luck to everyone✨

Who wants a $100 bonus bet?! RT and use #RollWithUs today and admin will be picking their favorites 👀