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Ryan Dalton

@iryandalton

Author & voice actor. SLJ Best of 2022 novel THIS LAST ADVENTURE (Lerner) and the TIME SHIFT TRILOGY (North Star). Rep'd by @4triciaskinner.

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"There's the Sphinx, of course." "What's his power?" "Well, he's terribly mysterious." "That's it? That's his power? He's mysterious?" "Well, TERRIBLY mysterious."

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Test chapters for the latest book are off to the agent! This one is unlike anything I’ve had published before. Now to spend the next week pretending I’m totally chill about it 😛 #authorlife

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First copies of THIS LAST ADVENTURE’s paperback edition are now in my hands 😃 Want a copy for yourself? It’s up for preorder now at your favorite bookstore, and official release is September 10!

First copies of THIS LAST ADVENTURE’s paperback edition are now in my hands 😃  Want a copy for yourself? It’s up for preorder now at your favorite bookstore, and official release is September 10!
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“The fellowship encountered the Eye of Sauron and the Mouth of Sauron, but never the Legs of Sauron, which would explain why he never left his tower.”

“The fellowship encountered the Eye of Sauron and the Mouth of Sauron, but never the Legs of Sauron, which would explain why he never left his tower.”
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New Book Idea: Hi! Me: No. New Book Idea: But– Me: No time for you right now. I’ll write you down, but then you can wait in the drawer with the others until this one is done. New Book Idea: . . . . . New Book Idea: I just wanted to– Me: Still no. #authorlife

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The paperback edition of THIS LAST ADVENTURE releases today! Check it out at your favorite bookseller. Also, for Memphis readers, novel. has signed copies waiting for you. Go get ‘em! #mglit #book

The paperback edition of THIS LAST ADVENTURE releases today! Check it out at your favorite bookseller. Also, for Memphis readers, <a href="/novelmemphis/">novel.</a> has signed copies waiting for you. Go get ‘em!
#mglit #book
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Get a signed copy of the brand new paperback edition at novel.! You can buy in person or order directly from them no matter where you live.

Get a signed copy of the brand new paperback edition at <a href="/novelmemphis/">novel.</a>! You can buy in person or order directly from them no matter where you live.
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To celebrate the paperback release of THIS LAST ADVENTURE, I’m giving away three signed copies to #teachers and #librarians! A like, an RT, and a follow each scores an entry, and I’ll randomly draw from entries next week. Go! #mglit #middlegrade #booklovers

To celebrate the paperback release of THIS LAST ADVENTURE, I’m giving away three signed copies to #teachers and #librarians! A like, an RT, and a follow each scores an entry, and I’ll randomly draw from entries next week. Go!

#mglit
#middlegrade
#booklovers
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It’s fight scene day! Time to write this fight scene while thumping bass-heavy music. It’s a great day to be a writer.

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Dear Uber your driver refused to drop me off at my chosen destination, and your app refuses to refund for service that was not rendered. This is called fraud, FYI. You can either refund my last trip or I’ll be filing a fraud claim and a CC chargeback.

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Also very classy @uber that you make it virtually impossible to speak to a human. Makes it easier to charge for uncompleted trips, I imagine. Shameful to take advantage of your customers this way.

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I’d also be happy to talk about the multiple traffic laws your @uber driver broke before deciding he didn’t want to take me to my destination because it was inconvenient for him. Or you can do the right thing and refund this incompleted nightmare of a ride.

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Dear ESPN you have just lost a subscriber for life. Don’t sell me an “unlimited” app plan claiming to show the US Open and then refuse to deliver the final match. If you ask me, that is scammer behavior. Be ashamed.

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A knock on the Grim Reaper’s door. But no one should know where he lives. He stands, opens it. Chuck Norris points to the scythe. “That’s mine now.” Head down, the Reaper hands it over and turns away. Chuck speaks again. “The cloak, too.”